0 days without crying

writer: CATERINA INCISA / director: ANNA MARSHALL
8, 9, 15 & 16 Jul
7.45pm
£15/12
Sun/Mon only.

Goblin. Troll. Pathetic. These are some of the ways Jess describes herself. This 50-minute solo tragicomedy follows Jess over the course of three months as she makes ill-advised and embarrassing attempts to “love” herself. It’s rip-your-heart-out-sad and wet-yourself-funny, and for anyone who’s ever looked in the mirror and wanted to vom.

Written and performed by Caterina Incisa and directed by Anna Marshall, 0 Days Without Crying aims to find the humour in self-loathing without offering a solution. Developed in Montreal, Canada at the Playwrights’ Workshop Young Creators Unit, 0 Days Without Crying enjoyed a sell-out run at the 2017 Montreal Fringe, where it received excellent reviews and was nominated for The Freestanding Room Award for Making Big Things Happen in Small Places. In 2018 it transferred to the Landor_Space in London, where it had a successful run and received numerous four star reviews. We’re delighted that this “laugh-out-loud comedy that manages to broach important and difficult discussions about mental health in a truly unique way” (A Younger Theatre) is now transferring to the Hope Theatre

Box Office opens at 7.00pm for cash sales and collection of pre-booked tickets. The performance lasts 50mins without interval and contains strong language. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced.

LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. PLEASE ARRIVE IN GOOD TIME FOR THE START TIME OF 7.45PM.

Over 18s only. Due to pub licensing laws no one under the age of 18 is permitted into the building after 7pm.

Refunds and exchanges are not available.

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Mark has nobody to talk to.
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Graham knows what questions to ask.
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booking:
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0333 666 3366
(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)