in conversation with graham norton

writer: SIMON PERROTT
16 & 17 Sept
7.45pm
£15/£12
Sun/Mon only

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What do you do when nothing in your life makes sense, when all your thoughts seem insane and you have nobody to talk to? Mark is finding life tough and isolating so the decision is easy. He’s going to chat to Graham Norton.

Graham is easy to talk to.
Graham talks to people as a profession.
Graham is just a photo.

With this photo of Graham Norton in front of him, Mark can talk openly about his concerns about sex, his sexuality, his family and his school life. Maybe life won’t be so confusing if he can verbalise all his thoughts without worrying about being judged. He may even discuss the incident with the cat.

Jasper Plays presents this look at what it’s like to feel totally alone in this modern era of the World Wide Web and where this loneliness can lead you. This debut play by Simon Perrott is an emotional and funny journey. Why don’t you come along for the ride and listen to Mark? He just needs some body to listen and some kindness.

Please note: Graham Norton does not appear in this production.

Box Office opens at 7.00pm for cash sales and collection of pre-booked tickets. The performance lasts 60mins without interval and contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced.

LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. PLEASE ARRIVE IN GOOD TIME FOR THE START TIME OF 7.45PM.

Over 18s only. Due to pub licensing laws no one under the age of 18 is permitted into the building after 7pm.

Refunds and exchanges are not available.

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