pramkicker

writer: SADIE HASLER
16 & 17 June
7:45pm
£15/£12
Sun/Mon only

Do you ever find yourself so pissed off at life, you could kick a pram? If you answered yes, maybe you should get some anger management classes…or, you could come and see this hilariously poignant play about what it means to be a woman through sisterhood, gin, and profanity.

When Jude gets arrested for kicking a pram belonging to a yummy mummy in an “independent coffee emporium” she finds herself being sent to Anger Management classes to avoid a criminal record. Her sister Susie comes along to keep Jude in check, and also takes the opportunity to reveal a secret which leaves both sisters closer in relationship but separate in ideologies.

This bittersweet comedy about two sister’s unity, takes us on a nostalgic journey of their past and feelings about the future, inviting us to question what actually defines womanhood.

Box Office opens at 7.00pm for cash sales and collection of pre-booked tickets. The performance lasts 60 mins without interval. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced.

LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. PLEASE ARRIVE IN GOOD TIME FOR THE START TIME OF 7.45PM.

Over 18s only. Due to pub licensing laws no one under the age of 18 is permitted into the building after 7pm.

Refunds are not available. In extreme circumstances tickets purchased may be exchanged for another performance if adequate written notice is provided.

booking:

telephone bookings:
0333 666 3366
(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)

(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)

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booking:
telephone bookings:
0333 666 3366
(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)