sexy lamp

writer & performer KATIE ARNSTEIN
26 & 27 May
7.45pm
£15/£12
Sun/Mon only

“So I figured if McDonald’s can call itself a restaurant, I can call myself an actor”.

Ever since Katie was cast as the lead in her primary school Christmas show “Santa’s Snow Mobile” she believed there was a place for her in show business. Since then named, speaking and fully clothed roles have been hard to come by…

SEXY LAMP, winner of Show of the Week at VAULT festival 2019, brilliantly combines comedy, original songs and storytelling to shed a bright light on how ridiculous the industry can be and why Katie is refusing to stay in the dark.

From the writer and performer of Bicycles and Fish, winner of Show of the Week at VAULT Festival 2018.

Praise for SEXY LAMP:

“Deceptively light, throughly entertaining and quietly punchy.” Lyn Gardner
★★★★★ “Genius” VoiceMag UK
★★★★★“Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant” Within Her Words
“She really is one to watch.” Ought to be Clowns

Praise for BICYCLES & FISH:

★★★★★“This is what the world needs now.” Fringe Guru
★★★★★ “Non-stop entertainment” View from the Cheap Seats
★★★★“Genuinely funny and insightful.” Breaking the Fourth Wall
★★★★“Funny, uplifting and hard hitting” London Pub Theatre
“Beautifully rich…Deeply personal and deeply felt” Ought To Be Clowns

Box Office opens at 7.00pm for cash sales and collection of pre-booked tickets. The performance lasts 60mins without interval. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced.

LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. PLEASE ARRIVE IN GOOD TIME FOR THE START TIME OF 7.45PM.

Over 18s only. Due to pub licensing laws no one under the age of 18 is permitted into the building after 7pm.

Refunds are not available.

booking:

telephone bookings:
0333 666 3366
(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)

(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)

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getting over everest

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testament

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In the beginning God created the heavens and earth and… Max! After a car crash, Max questions what happened to Tess. Answers appear as apparitions of biblical characters, aiding Max in his discovery or tempting him away. His only hope of recovery lies in the hands of his brother Chris.

cuttings

4 - 22 June

YouTuber turned actor Arthur Moses wins an Olivier Award, and goes onto drunkenly deliver the most offensive, outrageous and profanity laden speech in the ceremony’s history.
His publicists have quite a morning ahead of them.
CUTTINGS is a satirical look at fandom, fame and being ‘sorry’ in the 21st Century.

the censor

25 Jun - 13 Jul

Female-led RoundPeg Theatre brings Anthony Neilson’s controversial play to London for the first time in 15 years. A female pornographer comes face to face with a censor – the man whose job it is to determine whether her work can see the light of day.

A tender, graphic exploration into sex, pleasure and taboo.

booking:
telephone bookings:
0333 666 3366
(booking fees apply, fees for telephone sales will be higher)