oh no it isn’t!

writer: LUKE ADAMSON director: KENNEDY BLOOMER & TOBY HAMPTON
13 - 14 May
7.45pm
£15/£12

They’re the best of sisters onstage but the worst of friends off it.

It’s the final performance of Cinderella in a moth eaten, regional theatre and backstage tensions threaten to boil over onstage.

Will the egotism, oneupmanship and sexual politics remain confined to the dressing room?

Will the ugly sisters keep the professional professional and the personal personal?

Will we ever find out what happened during Babes In The Wood?

Based on a lifetime of experience onstage and backstage OH NO IT ISN’T is a hilariously funny and beautifully moving new play exploring the highs and lows of life in the theatre.

Using real anecdotes and stories it is an impassioned yet tender love letter to the world of performance.

Press on Luke Adamson’s previous work at The Hope Theatre:

★★★★★ Break A Leg on ODD MAN OUT

★★★★ London Theatre 1 on FOUND

★★★★ Female Arts on ONE LAST WALTZ

★★★★ Ginger Wig and Strolling Man on THE HOUSE OF USHER

This show is not suitable for children.

Box Office opens at 7.00pm for cash sales and collection of pre-booked tickets. The performance lasts one hour without interval. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced.

LATECOMERS CANNOT BE ADMITTED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. PLEASE ARRIVE IN GOOD TIME FOR THE START TIME OF 7.45PM.

Over 18s only. Due to pub licensing laws no one under the age of 18 is permitted into the building after 7pm.

Refunds & exchanges are not available. 

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0333 666 3366
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