You need help. You’re trapped again.

You fled this place. You moved to the city and became a massive, GARGANTUAN success - a rising star! Training under the most infamous genius in the country!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh. Because then this morning happened. The biggest moment of your whole career. And suddenly you get a phone call from the hospital.

Oh god. You hate this shit-hole. You hate your dad. And most of all - most specifically and most definitely of all - you hate your ex.

Just as long as you get out quickly, before they drag you down. Retire your dad, retire the whole bloody lot of it, so you can get back and save what’s left.

You will survive. You will escape. You will succeed.
You don’t have any choice.

Because if you stay too long, you might be forced to admit that you hate them all so much, you could even love them a little bit too.

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Part of BokFest 2026

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Running Time - 65 minutes

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UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. 

Latecomers may not be admitted. 
Refunds and exchanges are not available.