

THE MILKY PIGEONS:
1st, 2nd & 11th August
8:30PM
£16/£14
NOT SUITABLE FOR TV
Why aren’t they laughing? It won’t work if they don’t laugh...
Philip Frost and Robert Glass, once a moderately successful comedy double act, return to perform their made-for-TV special in front of a live studio audience. With one hour until they are kicked out of the studio, once-adequately-famed duo 'Frosted Glass' attempt to film the special, which will save their careers.
As seen on ‘Frost and Glass’ Tuesday Afternoon Off’ (2009-2009), and SE4 EP6 of 4 In a Bed (they walked into frame during some of the b-roll), the iconic duo are back! Expect songs, dances, and Frosted Glass’ famous catchphrase, ‘THAT IS MUSTARD!’ in some inappropriate circumstances.
Building on the momentum from Glass’ viral exit after a torrid yet carnal affair on ‘I’m A Celebrity: St. Vincent and the Grenadines’ and Frost's residency on ‘It Takes Two’ (as boom mic operator), this is the pair's last-ditch leap at fame. However, they soon find out the world of comedy today is a very different beast from the TV sketch shows of years gone by. Be quick but not flippant; relatable but not unoriginal. If it’s not funny, don’t worry, we’ll just add it in post.
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Running time:​ Approximately 60 minutes
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LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED.
UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE.
No re-admittance once the performance has commenced.
Refunds and exchanges are not available.