Nessa’s drinking a cuppa she probably can't afford. 

ding-a-ling — someone walks into the caff. (That’s caff, not café.) 

Wait, isn’t that...? 

Emma Bentley’s latest solo show cracks open the heads of four women, wanting and questioning, whose search for comfort leads them to the fried embrace of the greasy spoon.

 

Take a seat in the world of tea in white mugs and having a cheeky Kit Kat for breakfast pudding. This is the place you can show up how you like, whether that’s in your scruffiest hoodie or your Fred Perry queer armour. 

Directed by Moses Gale (FAKE, Damien Nettles) and returning to London after a sold-out run, the supermodel in the caff  is “bonkers, warm, relatable” — and a chance to people-watch without looking away. 

Audience reviews for the supermodel in the caff
“queer and quirky”
“a witty rollercoaster”
“the talent and sheer force and stamina presented by Emma is astounding”

 Praise for Emma’s previous work
 “magnetic presence… sparklingly funny” — Scotsman
“ferocious intensity” — Define Arts

Image credit: Louise Kings

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Running time:​ Approximately 75 minutes

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UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. 

Latecomers may not be admitted. 
Refunds and exchanges are not available.